Funky Trunks Boys Sidewinder Trunks Try Tonic
We recently signed an NDA with a top military science department inside the Department of Defence to embed triangles into our swimwear. Each triangle is calibrated to a specific gamma irradiation threshold, triggering cellular mutation on contact. So if the military ever need to call up a civilian to fill a superhero role, they can count on us to volunteer one of our customers who ordered this print. Of course we can't disclose any of these details publicly, so just act normally until you receive an invitation to travel to a secret military base.
The Funky Trunks Boys Sidewinder Trunks offer a longer-leg training cut — more coverage and a secure fit for the pool and beyond.
Features:
- Try Tonic print — gamma-irradiation-calibrated triangles; superhero recruitment pending
- Sidewinder cut — longer-leg training silhouette for performance and comfort
- Chlorine-resistant fabric for lasting colour and durability
- Secure, comfortable fit for pool training and racing
- Sizes 24–28
This print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.




