{"product_id":"funky-trunks-mens-brief-crystal-mess","title":"Funky Trunks Mens Brief Crystal Mess","description":"\u003cp\u003eIt might surprise you, but many business analysts have placed us in the same league as the global tech giants, and we have been rolling in money and any other precious stones we can get our hands on. And when we say rolling, we mean it literally. Every day we take our clothes off and roll around in a big tub full of the good stuff, oinking like corporate pigs. At the end of the day, we sweep the floor and turn all the crumbs into a print for our customers to make do with. It's pretty but not as pretty as what's in our big tub.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe Funky Trunks Brief is a classic competitive brief — minimal coverage, maximum freedom of movement, built for performance in the water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eCrystal Mess print — floor sweepings from our big tub of gems; pretty, but not as pretty as the real thing\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eClassic brief cut — competitive silhouette for performance and training\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eChlorine-resistant fabric for lasting colour and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eSecure, comfortable fit for pool and beach\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli\u003eWaist sizes 30–38\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis print has been produced via the latest direct digital printing technology, which means it is better for the environment as there is minimal wastage and water consumption in the printing process.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Funky Trunks","offers":[{"title":"30 \/ Crystal Mess","offer_id":54577146560796,"sku":"FTS035M7246430","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32 \/ Crystal Mess","offer_id":54577146593564,"sku":"FTS035M7246432","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"34 \/ Crystal Mess","offer_id":54577146626332,"sku":"FTS035M7246434","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"36 \/ Crystal Mess","offer_id":54577146659100,"sku":"FTS035M7246436","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"38 \/ Crystal Mess","offer_id":54577146691868,"sku":"FTS035M7246438","price":44.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0767\/0802\/0508\/files\/FTS035M_CRYSTAL_MESS_01.jpg?v=1789937060","url":"https:\/\/www.swimwearshack.com.au\/products\/funky-trunks-mens-brief-crystal-mess","provider":"Swimwear Shack","version":"1.0","type":"link"}